Clever Ephemeral
Reblogged from ospreyosprey
There are few things in the world that I want in my mouth as much as I do this right now.good lord.
i asked for ice cream not a sword
For sharing :3
Reblogged from mcgoats
- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Reblogged from communitythings
“Don’t be so dramatic Troy. The answer is simple.”
“Everyone but Pierce has to plan an elaborate heist.”
Reblogged from fractalmirror
What the Fuck ever brownies
1 splash of baking powder
Enough flour to make as much cake as you want
Last of a tin of coco powder
Find some almonds? Yeah chop them up and throw them in
Some sugar, about half of the amount of flour.Mix it in a bowl.
Melt that bit of butter you have left in the fridge. Pour it in.
Add eggs. Drop one on the cooker. Desperately try to scoop it up. Egg on hands. Despair. Add like 3 eggs.
Find a can of condensed milk in the cupboard. Add it slowly, stirring until thick batter is made.
Chop up a bar of chocolate. Chuck it in.
Find some super old mini marshmellows. Eat one. Still good, add them in.
Put some grease proof paper in to a tray. Attempt to fold it neatly. Fail.
Throw batter in. Realise pan is too big, pick up paper and float brownie batter to smaller tray.
Smear batter as flat as possible. Batter way to thick but too late now.
Pour some more condensed milk on top to try to counter batter thickness.
Put it in oven, set to about 160 oC because your oven incenerates all in it’s path.
Cook some pork underneath it because brownies are not dinner. Consider the possibility of pork brownies.
When it smells good take it out the oven and poke it with a chop stick. Not done, put it back and force self to wait.Take out when done, attempt to eat lava brownie. Fail. Slink away with proper food and wait for them to cool.
Eat 3, declare success. Smear nutella on top because top is ugly.
Take picture, post recipe to internet. Act smug.
Eat brownies.
this is literally the best recipe i have ever read in my life
lol omgggg
This
Is
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good looking pillow boy: iamnotjayden: mcgoats: ALL PETS ARE BEAUTIFUL PREFERRING DOGS DOESN’T...
Reblogged from mcgoats
ALL PETS ARE BEAUTIFUL
PREFERRING DOGS DOESN’T MAKE ONE LESS QUEER OR A BAD QUEER
PREFERRING CATS DOESN’T MAKE ONE MORE QUEER OR A BETTER QUEER
PREFERRING DOGS DOESN’T MEAN ONE IS A SPOILED MANIPULATIVE JERK
PREFERRING CATS DOESN’T MEAN ONE IS AN ALOOF…
Rats make brilliant pets.
Also, goats rock for tons of reasons.
Update: 11 year old trans girl lost appeal
Reblogged from the-spiritual-journey
The above article is an update. Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost. She will be institutionalized because of her expression of her gender. She will be held until she conforms to male gender and then released to foster care, not her mother who was supporting her.
Please, if you haven’t signed the petition, sign it, reblog it, ask your friends to sign it. We’ve managed to get 40K signatures for a pageant model, we’ve only gotten 11K for a little girl about to have her life ruined. Lets get on the ball and spread the word.
I literally just repeated the f-word until I ran out of breath.
Let me catch my breath. I may go on a cursing spree again as soon as I get it back.
Seriously people…
WHY THE FUCK AREN’T PEOPLE REBLOGGING THIS?
Can not wrap my brain around this. Not one single person reading this has any excuse to skip over this. You’re reading tumblr, you have time.
Reblogged from communitythings
I’m just mesmerized by gif 2. Something about the light in his intense eyes.
(Source: miguelthrashes)
PaganTech: Realization
Reblogged from pagantech
Hey, I know this is an older post, and I still can’t figure out how to ‘reply’ on this tumbrmagig, but I just wanted to say that you aren’t alone. Even if its just one little voice echoing out of a canyon, I just wanted to say I know how you feel.Of the family members who raised me (mom and grandparents), only my grandparents don’t know that I am Pagan. Closed-minded would be the beginning of the list when it comes to adjectives describing them. Good people, love them, but yeah.
I realized, that I will never be truly free until they move…
Next time you get into an argument about religion with an intolerant person, start saying “[source citation needed]” after every claim they make. It’s very effective. “You’re going to Hell” “Source citation needed” “you worship the devil” “source citation needed” “This Bible -” “Works by a reputable source. Try a PhD in religion or a .gov site” “The Bible is the only source I ne-” “Reputable sources only. Cite your sources.”
Reblogged from pagantech
…not that I get into religious arguments often…
